satan, lucifer, devil,,, LOSER!!
The devil, satan, lucifer, prince of darkness, allah, buddha, beelzebub, asshole, dweebie, dickhead, asshat; ALL these names equate to one word/definition for this defective cherub: LOSER!!! A LOSER from the time his non-worthy ass was dumb & stupid enough to think he could take God on - instead His fiery default, defunct, & defective angel was hurled from heaven (along with the other trader angels he got to join him!) In their defense (not that there is one).. Satan has done pretty good on his job - being that ALL have fallen short of the Glory of God because of him. There is something to be said for that. He certainly works hard in getting folks to fail. Albeit - we have a tool.. A sword.. that can cut him right in half.. We need to use it, IN FAITH!!! 'For The WORD of GOD, is QUICK, POWERFUL, & SHARPER THAN ANY 2-EDGED SWORD, that pierces EVEN TO THE DIVIDING ASUNDER of THE SOUL & SPIRIT and of the JOINTS AND MARROW, & IS A DISCERNER of the THOUGHTS & INTENTS of THE HEART! ~ Hebrews 4:12. Teachers, preachers, priest, and Christian's in general NEED to INFORM our fellow Christians & even NON-Christians of that. "My people are destroyed due to lack of knowledge' ~ Hosea 4:6 . The Bible also says.. "Therefore, submit yourself to God, resist the devil and he WILL FLEE!' ~ James (Jesus' brother) 4:7.. & 'REJOICE in the Lord, always! And again I say REJOICE! (Satan hates that!) Let your moderation be known to ALL men. The Lord is at hand. Be careful for NOTHING; but in EVERYTHING by prayer and supplication & with THANKSGIVING, let your request be known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth ALL understanding, shall keep your hearts & minds through Christ Jesus!" ~Philippians 4:4-7
SOO many GREAT verses GAURANTEED to beat the devil back to his hole in hell!!
Right where he needs to be!!
Satan IS 'the root of ALL evil'. It begins small enough.. somewhat?? NOTHING - 100% of whatever you see him, (like above), we must NEVER let this moron set us up for fail. The Bible describes (Śāṭān)., (aka Lucifer, Beelzebub, prince of darkness, Madonna, Ellen, deceiver, father of lies, Barrack Obama, & Hilary Clinton)... BE NOT DECEIVED! Don't let his smile in the above picture (yeah- that IS his smile) take root into your mind! I DETEST this FOOL who had the STOOOPID idea he could overthrow God's thrown outta heaven and hurled to earth. The other planets mourned for earth and weeped. The Bible describes him as ..'out to KILL, STEAL, & DESTROY!!' Got a problem in life?? Someway - somehow - it (your problem) can be summed up in that statement.
What a loser FoSho'Nuff!! Believe it or not... he didn't 'just appear', & matter o fact? His story is near disgusting as he is! Here goes...
The history of Satan is well described in the Bible in Isaiah 14:12-15 and Ezekiel 28:12-19. satan, the devil, lucifer, prince o darkness, (or any of the other names for him, I prefer simply asshole..) was the leader of worship & praise in heaven. The Bible describes him as 'wholesome & beautiful' amongst the angels. He was a leader, not just in praise & worship, but amongst angels & adds that a constant flow of music proceeded from him.. leading some to believe his chest was made of some kinda heavenly musical instrument.. though I doubt THAT theory. Some folks get a bit carried away with things!
Over time - satan began to admire himself. he became struck upon himself.. (Kinda sounds like some humans, ehh??
In Ezekiel, it says of him..
"You were the signet of perfection,
full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.
13 You were in Eden, the garden of God;
every precious stone was your covering,
sardius, topaz, and diamond,
beryl, onyx, and jasper,
sapphire, emerald, and carbuncle;
and crafted in gold were your settings
and your engravings.
On the day that you were created
they were prepared.
& in Isaiah, says
Upon satan thinking within his heart he could overtake God - he (along with the two thirds of the angels who had chosen to follow him, now known as demons) was taken down & hurled to earth into a fiery pit in which God had prepped for his delusional ass and his minions. The Bible says the other planets WEEPED for earth! In the book of Luke - Jesus actually recounts when satan and his cronies were hurled from heaven, asserting that He was indeed there & that the hurling took place in front of Him. This would certainly explain demons calling him by name, & them pleading with Him - when they would come out of people all throughout the New Testament. Thus the battle for good vs. evil had begun and we are currently in the battle. In the Book of Isaiah,
however, the Prophet Isaiah writes of the end of satan's lease (so to speak.)...
Some hold to a pretty good argument that it was his
TRIVIA: The original Hebrew term satan is a noun from a verb meaning primarily "to obstruct, oppose." The meaning also means "enemy" or "adversary.'